sometimes, i wonder how i still manage to get along with life just fine when i manage to screw up just about everything.
as i walked to class this morning, i slipped on a huge piece of ice and almost ate it in front of everybody.
as i was eating lunch, i got up to get some soup. i lifted the lid to pick up the ladle, and right when i grabbed the ladle, the lid fell into the soup and just sat there. two people laughed at me.
as i was sitting at my desk, i stared at my open, half-full nalgene, thinking about how bad it would be if it fell over and spilled. i then stood up and knocked my nalgene off my desk, soaking all my clothes on the floor.
i think i'm getting the hang of this.
hahahhahahahahahaha. dude me too. i actually slipped and soaked my ass a couple weeks ago. it sucked too cause i was telling alai how i almost slipped three times but didn't. it was like i laughed at fate and fate got pissed. man i'm not even washing my bed sheets. fuck it.
ReplyDeletefergie is also clumsy. that is not necessarily a bad thing now, is it?
ReplyDeletehaha i feel like i'm really clumsy too. someone told me it has something to do with karma... if you laugh at someone who slipped on ice, you better watch your ass